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[Annie]: 415.Poetry.Our Hero

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Our Hero
by Annie T.
Syllabic Poem
(3 4 4 3 7)

Today’s man
Is not “manly.”
The average man
Is a wimp.

He cannot look upon blood!

Well, that is,
If menstrual.
(Please!! No tampons!)
I’ll say it.

He won’t believe women crap.

He knows it.
He simply won’t
Know it happens.
Well, it’s true.

He doesn’t know women shave.

Oh! Of course,
Why would she shave?
Her face is smooth!
Yes, of course.

Deodorant? Just perfume!

Just for show.
She doesn’t sweat,
In fact, her farts
Smell rosy!

All women like to wear thongs!

(Why, dammit,
I’ll get her one
For her birthday!)
Exactly.

Don’t think men are heroes now.

Cause they aren’t.
They can’t even
Come near us when
We’re bleeding.

Take a shower! Wear make-up!

Our duties.
Short shorts, short skirts,
Low neck, low waist,
Push-up bra.

Thus, now, I’m a feminist.

No request,
No announcement,
Others think it
So it’s true.

I can’t just be a woman

With beliefs,
Like any man.
I have to be
“Too vivid.”

2007-03-13 Jenna Rose: This made me laugh. It rocks. You have some really good points.

2007-03-13 Annie: lol, thanks. :)

2007-03-13 Mister Saint: I thiiiink this one fits better in Civilization, Annie, considering the subject matter. Do you mind terribly? Intangible's always got a queue full.

2007-03-14 Morningstar Rising: Wow I love it, and its all true. LOL

2007-03-14 Annie: No I don't mind Mistah! :)

2007-03-14 Mister Saint: Thanksha! You know what? As a man, I must say that... yeah, this is pretty accurate.

2007-03-14 Annie: Haha, I know. ;) I took my examples from real men I know, I didn't make them up. :)